Reblog if you love John Egbert

gener8:

ivori:

ectowindybiologist:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

johnprinceofderpegbert:

tehnovak:

graphitetroll:

hungarysovaries:

i AM john egbert!

hey, i am john egbert, too!

yes <3

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4 months ago  /  428 notes  /  Source: hungarysovaries

TF2 Soldier pick-up line

awesomenesspatrol:

feferihipstersparkles:

suddenlynixon:

suddenlyswans:

doctor-lucky:

“THE ONLY THING SEXIER THAN A GORGEOUS WOMAN HOLDING A ROCKET LAUNCHER IS ONE WHO’S AS AMERICAN AS YOU ARE, CUPCAKE. C’MERE, AND I’LL SHOW YOU MY AMERICAN EAGLE.”

This one is my favorite so far

WOW I FEEL SO AMERICAN JUST READING THAT

oh my god

aww shit AMERICA

America: FUCK YEAH

4 months ago  /  33 notes  /  Source: doctor-lucky

First Post!

I don’t know why I put an exclamation point, it’s not that fucking special.

A few things you should know about me:

• I am between the age of 1 and 100
• I tend to be very sarcastic at times, so please use your head before shitting yourself
• I love pretty much all music, aside from Pop and Country
• I curse… a lot
• I am extremly random at times
• awesomenesspatrol.tumblr.com is my homie, you should check him out.

Further stupidity will commence.

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